Welcome aboard a bus with no driver

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

HELP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT NOTHING

[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]

When you finally pass that level that you spent ages on

sodamnrelatable:

gpoy

11,571 plays

maid-of-space04:

kananniemammary:

turncoatrunaround:

homocity:

iatethelastofthecorn:

dachaubound:

so I accidentally made this and it is now my headcanon for the Mirthful Messiahs forever

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I NEED THIS

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO GET THIS AS AN MP3

PLS

Here’s a download link

ITS LIKE SKELTONS ARE DANCING IN Y BRAINS

this is NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

but wow. yes please.

whats the song called?

roaminromans:

how to play a racing game

HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY

GO FAST

NEVER USE BRAKES

 (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
 (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)